Tech-Speak 101

3G:
New (or not so new depending on where in the world you live) high speed cellular phone data capabilities.

Computer Science:
The art of being anti-social. (At least IRL :-P)

DHT:
I think it's Dynamic Hash Table routing. I don't expect you to understand that either, but just know it's Peer-2-Peer network technology.

Facebook:
Another social networking site, but for college people.

FTW:
perversion of WTF (Fuck The What? Apparently Also, "For the Win" credit: Seth)

GUI:
Graphical User Interface

RL, also IRL:
Real Life or In Real Life

Social Networking:
MySpace. Or in other words, a massive waste of time.

Wii:
No, I don't have to pee. It's a nintendo console gaming system.

WoW:
Abr. of World of Warcraft, a massive online computer game.

WTF:
What the Fuck?